It’s “No ‘Bro’ April” in the logic and rhetoric schools at DVCS. What, you ask, is that? Good question! To answer, I’ve enlisted Chat GPT to help me (and by “help me” I mean do it for me) create an advertisement for “No ‘Bro’ April.” Here it is:
This April, drop the “bro” and level up your vocab!
No “bro,” no “brother,” no “brosef”—you get the idea.
Get creative. Find new ways to say anything.
Challenge yourself. Who needs “bro” when you’ve got a whole dictionary?
Join the movement, and let’s talk smarter this month.
Catchy! And not completely off base. “No ‘Bro’ April” is a light-hearted house challenge, with emphasis on the word “challenge.” The basic rules are this: Say “bro” or any variation thereof during the school day, and a house coin gets deposited into the bucket. The house with the fewest coins at the end of April wins a pizza party and house points. The house with the most coins loses house points.
Why do this? Well, you may have noticed how often young people insert the word “bro” into the sentences they speak. It is used as an exclamation to convey surprise, frustration, or excitement. It’s used as a referent for a friend. Sometimes, it is haphazardly used when speaking to a teacher. Some students are surprised when they’re called out on it, not even knowing how frequently they say it.
In an educational setting, language ought to be more formalized. The Latin words that are the basis for our word “education” are educare and educere; to train up or to mold in the former instance and to lead out from in the latter. In both instances, we’re told that education is a movement from one thing to something else. Something higher, something better. It’s our role (school and parents working in tandem) to help move students up and out!
Those concerned with language and its abuse speak of precise language, but a reflexive and habitual default to “bro” is neither precise nor meaningful. In fact, it’s cliched, and while not necessarily sinful in itself, one might legitimately ask, “Is this all the more vocabulary I am capable of?” The answer is “No, this is not all you’re capable of.” But, we have to catch and break habits. That’s the goal of “No ‘Bro’ April.”